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Oh u'll never win a trophy Jim Duffy,
Never win a trophy Jim Duffy,
Oh u'll never win a trophy Jim Duffy,
Never win a trophy Jim Duffy...
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Please release me let me go for i dont work here anymore
poor dundee fc's got no doe
CABELLERO YIR UGLY OFF YOU GO
altogether now 1234 please release me let me go
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Oh Peter Marr's a wanker,
He wears a wankers hat,
He put his money in Dundee
And he'll get f*ck all back!
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Sunday morning up at the lark,
Think ah'll take a walk in the park,
Hey, hey, hey, it's a beautiful day. My, my, my, beautiful Sunday,
This is my, my, my beautiful day,
When you say, say, say, say that you love me,
Oh, oh, oh, oh my, my, my, it's a beautiful day.
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Love is in the Air,
de de de de de de,
Love is in the Air,
de de de de de de...
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Cheerio Cheerio Cheerio!
Cheerio Cheerio Cheeriooooo!!
Cheerio Cheerio Cheerio!
Cheerio Cheerio Cheeriooooo!!... (Usually sang while waving at the opposition fans)
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We can see you sneaking out!,
Weeee can see you sneaking out!!,
We can see you,
We can see you,
We can see you sneaking out!...
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United, Dundee United,
I can't help falling in love with you,
United, Dundee United,
I can't help falling in love with you...
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One shoe, you've only got one shoe,
You've only got one shoe,
You've only got one shoe..... (Tune: "Blue Moon" - sung when playing the Old Firm mainly)
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You're only sheep shaggin bastards!,
sheep shaggin bastards!,
You're only sheep shaggin bastards!,
sheep shaggin bastards!.... (Usually Aberdeen!)
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Stand up, if you hate Dundee,
Stand up, if you hate Dundee.... (Tune: "Go West")
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We love United, we do,
We love United, we do,
We love United, we do,
United, we love you... - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Get down on your knees and pray,
It's the anniversary,
Of the Dens Park massacre of 65 (65!),
It's the day we won't forget,
And the Dundee will regret,
It's the day we gave them,
1-2-3-4-5! - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
We're United supporters,
Faithful through and through,
Over and over,
We will follow you...
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Oooooooh Ivan Golac's magic he took us on a dream,
He took us twice to hampden to f*ck the Aberdeen,
And when that dream was over,
He said there was no danger,
He took us back to Hampden to f*ck the Glasgow Rangers.
Ivan Golac's magic, he wears a magic hat,
He punched the bluenose in the puss,
And now he's on his back,
Ohhhhh Ivan Golac's magic... - - - - - - - - - - - - - - "I went to a party one Saturday night
The Derry were there and they asked for a fight
So I whipped out my razor as quick as a flash
and said f*ck off you Derry cos Shed Rule ya bass
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And it's no nae never,
No nae never no more,
Shall United be beaten,
No never no more.... (To the tune of "Wild Rover")
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I can't read and I can't write, but it doersn't matter,
Cos I support the Aberdeen and I can drive a tractor. - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Let's all do the Shed Boys Dance,
Na na na, na na na na... (Repeat forever) - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy,
Na-na-na-na-na-na.... (Ditto) - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Let's all laugh at Dundee,
Let's all laugh at Dundee,
Ha ha ha, ha ha ha,
Let's all laugh at Dundee,
Let's all laugh at Dundee,
Ha ha ha, ha ha ha...
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Hello! Hello! We are United boys,
Hello! Hello! You'll tell us by our noise,
We're up to our knees in Derry boys,
Surrender or you'll die,
For we are United boys... - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Shite on the Dundee,
Shite on the Dundee again,
Shite on the Dundee,
Shite on the Dundee again... (Tune: Roll out the barrels) - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
If I had the wings of an eagle,
If I had the arse of a crow,
I would fly over Dens Park tomorrow,
And shite on the bastards below,
Shite on,
Shite on,
Shite on the bastards below below,
Shite on,
Shite on,
Shite on the bastards below... (Tune "My bonnie lies over the ocean") - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
In the town where I was born,
Lived a man called Jerry Kerr,
And he told me of his life,
As United's manager, We all live in a tangerine machine,
A tangerine machine,
A tangerine machine,
We all live in a tangerine machine,
A tangerine machine,
A tangerine machine... (Tune "Beatles - Yellow Submarine") - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Who's that boy with the golden hair,
Andy Andy,
Who's that boy with the golden hair,
Andy Andy Gray,
Andy Andy Gray,
Andy Andy Gray,
Who's that boy with the golden hair,
Andy Andy Gray, (Tune "Doo Da Day") - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
If your going to tannadice,
you'll come along with me,
and you shall see the finest team,
in the city of Dundee,
we wear the black and Tangerine,
we f**king hate Dundee,
as the Shed go march ON ON ON,
glory, glory Dundee United,
glory, glory Dundee United,
glory, glory Dundee United,
as the Shed go march ON ON ON...
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We have a forward his name is Olofsson,
He only scores goals now and again,
And again and again and again and again,
His name is Olofsson,
(aah the memory's) - - - - - - - - - - - - - - We are the Champions,
And we go to Tannadice because,
The boys who wear the black and tangerine,
Are gonna take us on a European dream,
We are the Champions,
And we're Scotland's number one because,
We played the other rest and put them out of sight,
We are U-ni-ted, On the 14th of May, 1983,
Six minutes into the half,
The ball soared over Kelly's head,
And it was Happy Birthday Ralph, Chorus Down goes Davie in the Dark Blue box,
PENALTY KICK! Opportunity knocks,
Kelly saves - has the big chance gone?
NO! Eamonn slams it home, Chorus United's boys are heroes all,
From Hamish to Doddsie, they're on the ball,
The Old Firm can't believe their eyes,
The flag's at Tannadice, Chorus - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Tannadice Terrors are my favourite team,
Saturday afternoon at 3,
They can turn it on and win by a mile,
They're the Premier team with class and style,
When the forwards score a goal, this is what the Shed Boys roar... (Chorus)
It's United,
They're my own team,
It's United Black & Tangerine,
It's United - you've got to be,
D-U-F-C... Europe's next where we are gonna go,
I just can't wait to see those golden goals,
United's magic there's no mistake,
And the manager's got just what it takes,
When the forwards score a goal, this is what the Shed Boys roar... Chorus x2 And if you lose your way to Tannadice next week
Just walk towards the sound of EASY! EASY!
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